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THE GOBBY POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business. Gobby [gob-eez]: Noun.1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens. Usage examples:“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!” “Man, whoever invented Gobbies is...

$139.00
$139.00
THE ABSOLUTE LIBERTY POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business. You hear that sound? No, not the whistling of the wind as it rushes through your mullet. No, not the eagle’s cry as it soars across the sky. Something else. It’s liberty, motherfucker, and it’s...

$139.00
$139.00
THE LEONARDO POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business.  Are you thinking of Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Ninja Turtle? Masterpiece or Master Splinter? Either really. Dominate your field with the blue and splatter neon green frame. This blue-tinted and blue-green mirrored, polarized lens...

$139.00
$139.00
THE EXEC
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Let's get down to business. Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.  The Exec will create an illusion that people can't see you. Don't worry they will see...

$104.00
$104.00
THE MYSTERY POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business. ?????? Polarized??????? Yup??????Still Mysterious???????? Stats Light Transmission: 12% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru Color: Blue What's in the box 1 Pair of Pit Vipers 1 Pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces 1 Limpcloth™

$139.00
$139.00
THE RADICAL POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business. "The hottest shades of 2018." - The New York Times "A thrilling, chilling saga of lens, frame, and unexpected flexibility." - Wall Street Journal "I have never written a positive review for a sequel before....

$139.00
$139.00
THE BIG BUCK HUNTER
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Let's get down to business. No matter what elusive beast you are hunting you want to look good. That is where The Big Buck Hunter comes in. A military green base with brown splatter, offset by a hunter orange and...

$104.00
$104.00
THE MONSTER BULL POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business. There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview. But every now and then an unholy union comes along that creates something...

$139.00
$139.00
THE MUD SLINGER
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Let's get down to business. Head down your favorite happy trail with the incredible Mud Slingers. Prometheus himself crafted them with you two wheeled deals in mind. Featuring a slick and probably aerodynamic black frame paired with a purple revo coated...

$104.00
$104.00
The Carnivore
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Let's get down to business. We don't let vegetarians make the rules for a reason.   Stats Light Transmission: 14% Lens: 2.8mm Polycarbonate Look Thru Color: Blue What's in the box 1 Pair of Pit Vipers 1 Pair of Reach-around™...

$104.00
$104.00
The Hotshot Polarized
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Let's get down to business.Our tribute to the legends who crush wildfires like Nicholas Cage crushes scenes. These fire engine red Pit Vipers are now polarized to fight glare. Stats Light Transmission: 11% Lens: Polarized 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look...

$139.00
$139.00
The Lightspeed Polarized
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Let's get down to business.Our Pit Viper designer was invited to test out the newest top secret lightspeed travel tech. Now he won’t stop whispering about omniscient space elves and how man was not meant to hold such power. Some...

$139.00
$139.00
THE GOLD STANDARD POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business.  Gold, our primal instincts draw us to this element. its Universal: “The secret knowledge”, according to the Illuminati, is the story of creation. According to this belief, the Annunaki, an alien race from the planet, Nubira,...

$139.00
$139.00
The 1993 Polarized
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Let's get down to business. WARNING! When purchasing the 1993 right now, the click from your mouse will sound much more like a bat hitting a baseball with the power to send it out of the stadium. Yes, we are...

$139.00
$139.00
The Exec Fade
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Let's get down to business.Time to get executive with it. This fade lens enables you to demand respect and authority while facing your subordinates head on in hand to hand combat. Yet a lighter tinted bottom ensures you can read...

$104.00
$104.00
THE CRUSH POLARIZED
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Let's get down to business. Hey, we finally made some orange ones!   Stat Light Transmission: 16.3% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru Color: Orange What's in the box 1 Pair of Pit Vipers 1 Pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces...

$139.00
$139.00