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THE NIGHT FALL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Are you afraid of falling into the night? Are your current sunnies lame? Do your eyes constantly feel pissed off by the sun? Then look no further than the Night Fall Polarized Double Wide. Stats...

$144.69$109.69
$144.69$109.69
THE GOBBY POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Gobby [gob-eez]: Noun.1. A Pit Viper with aΒ pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.Usage examples:β€œMy girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!β€β€œMan, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!β€β€œHey,...

$144.69$109.69
$144.69$109.69
THE MONSTER BULL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview. But every now and then an unholy union comes along that creates something...

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$144.69$109.69
The 1993 Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. "Do you have anything bigger to fit my pumpkin sized head? These glasses are too small and won't fit my face." - Actual Customer The 1993 Polarized, now 12 mm wider. You're welcome, world. Stats...

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$144.69$109.69
THE ABSOLUTE LIBERTY POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Same great look, same great feel, same great taste. Now 12 mm bigger. Introducing a wider frame to fit all of your faces, and cheeks.Β  Stats Light Transmission: 21% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look...

$144.69$109.69
$144.69$109.69
THE CRUSH POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. We cracked the code on how to grow the Crushes by an amazing 12mm! Plenty of sunshine, fertile ground, and aboutΒ 69 pennies. If you figure out how to rhyme a word with orange please contact...

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$144.69$109.69
The Kumquat Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. I’m a little kumquat short and stout! These are my handles, these are my fully adjustable performance enhancing features. The Kumquats are polarized,Β rockingΒ an orange frame with a uniqueΒ shimmer treatment, and might just be the most...

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$144.69$109.69
The Cosmos Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. Not everyone gets it right the first time. But we do. Six years ago the world had never heard of β€œDouble Wide'' Pit Vipers, but they were blessed with the option to buy the Cosmos....

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$109.69$79.69
The Cannonball Polarized  Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. We love a good Cannonball because they’re guaranteed to get everyone wet!Make sure to tell others your personal space is now known as the splash zone.These bad boys sport a yellow mirrored lens, white accents,...

$144.69$109.69
$144.69$109.69
The Yankee Noodle Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. Yankee Noodle Dandy was a real historical figure, known for his contributions to both Americana cuisine and early sun defeating technology. Legend has it his ancestors would later go on to become the founding fathers...

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$109.69$79.69
THE MUD SLINGER DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Head down your favorite happy trail with the incredible Mud Slingers. Prometheus himself crafted them with you two wheeled deals in mind. Featuring a slick and probably aerodynamic black frame paired with a purple revo...

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$109.69$79.69
THE ABSOLUTE FREEDOM POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Same great look, same great feel, same great taste. Now 12 mm bigger. Introducing a wider frame to fit all of your faces, and cheeks.Β  Stats Light Transmission: 21% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look...

$144.69$109.69
$144.69$109.69
The Motorboat Sunset Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. After years of R&D (research and development), T&E (trial and error), and S&M (you know that one), we’ve finally done it. The essence of aquatic recreation, captured and trapped forever in a physical object. The...

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$109.69$79.69
The Exec Fade Double Wide
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Let's get down to business.Time to get executive with it. This Double Wide pair gives you a little more room to demand respect and authority while facing your subordinates head on in hand to hand combat. A lighter tinted bottom...

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