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THE GOBBY POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Gobby [gob-eez]: Noun.1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.Usage examples:“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”“Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”“Hey,...

$139.00
$139.00
THE RADICAL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Stats Light Transmission: 14% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru Color: Blue What's in the box 1 Pair of Pit Vipers 1 Pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces 1 Limpcloth™ Let's get down to business. Double down on your Radness with...

$139.00
$139.00
THE LEONARDO POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Are you thinking of Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Ninja Turtle? Masterpiece or Master Splinter? Either really. Dominate your field with the blue and splatter neon green frame. This blue tinted and blue green...

$139.00
$139.00
THE MONSTER BULL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview. But every now and then an unholy union comes along that creates something...

$139.00
$139.00
THE ABSOLUTE FREEDOM POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Same great look, same great feel, same great taste. Now 12 mm bigger. Introducing a wider frame to fit all of your faces, and cheeks.  Stats Light Transmission: 21% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look...

$139.00
$139.00
THE NIGHT FALL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Are you afraid of falling into the night? Are your current sunnies lame? Do your eyes constantly feel pissed off by the sun? Then look no further than the Night Fall Polarized Double Wide. Stats...

$139.00
$139.00
THE MYSTERY POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. ?????? Polarized??????? An Extra 12mm Of Room?????? Still Mysterious???????? Yup. Stats Light Transmission: 12% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru Color: Blue What's in the box 1 Pair of Pit Vipers 1 Pair of...

$139.00
$139.00
The Carnivore Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. When it comes to nature, it’s eat or be eaten. And we’re not talking about the game your parents play at swinger parties. This Double Wide is for the big leaders of the pack. Go...

$104.00
$104.00
The Donatello Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business.Which of the famous Dons did we name this pair after? We’ll leave it to you to decide. But let’s just say only one knows how to get absolutely nastry with the bo staffs. This classic...

$139.00
$139.00
THE CRUSH POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. We cracked the code on how to grow the Crushes by an amazing 12mm! Plenty of sunshine, fertile ground, and about 69 pennies. If you figure out how to rhyme a word with orange please contact...

$139.00
$139.00
The Cosmos Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. Not everyone gets it right the first time. But we do. Six years ago the world had never heard of “Double Wide'' Pit Vipers, but they were blessed with the option to buy the Cosmos....

$104.00
$104.00
The Lightspeed Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business.Our Pit Viper designer was invited to test out the newest top secret lightspeed travel tech. Now he won’t stop whispering about omniscient space elves and how man was not meant to hold such power. Some...

$139.00
$139.00
The Kumquat Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. I’m a little kumquat short and stout! These are my handles, these are my fully adjustable performance enhancing features. The Kumquats are polarized, rocking an orange frame with a unique shimmer treatment, and might just be the most...

$139.00
$139.00
THE GOLD STANDARD POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Gold, our primal instincts draw us to this element. its Universal: “The secret knowledge”, according to the Illuminati, is the story of creation. According to this belief, the Annunaki, an alien race from the planet, Nubira,...

$139.00
$139.00
The 1993 Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. "Do you have anything bigger to fit my pumpkin sized head? These glasses are too small and won't fit my face." - Actual Customer The 1993 Polarized, now 12 mm wider. You're welcome, world. Stats...

$139.00
$139.00
The Hotshot Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business.Our tribute to the legends who crush wildfires like you crush PBR on a Friday night. For the first time, these red hot Pit Vipers are now polarized and double wide. Stats Light Transmission: 11% Lens:...

$139.00
$139.00