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THE NIGHT FALL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Are you afraid of falling into the night? Are your current sunnies lame? Do your eyes constantly feel pissed off by the sun? Then look no further than the Night Fall Polarized Double Wide. Stats...

$144.69$129.69
$144.69$129.69
THE LEONARDO POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Are you thinking of Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Ninja Turtle? Masterpiece or Master Splinter? Either really. Dominate your field with the blue and splatter neon green frame. This blue tinted and blue green...

$144.69$129.69
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THE GOBBY POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Gobby [gob-eez]: Noun.1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.Usage examples:“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”“Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”“Hey,...

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THE MONSTER BULL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. There are things in life that should never meet; Toothpaste and orange juice. Alcohol and BB guns. Beans and a job interview. But every now and then an unholy union comes along that creates something...

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THE RADICAL POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Stats Light Transmission: 14% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look Thru Color: Blue What's in the box 1 Pair of Pit Vipers 1 Pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces 1 Limpcloth™ Let's get down to business. Double down on your Radness with...

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$144.69$129.69
The Donatello Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business.Which of the famous Dons did we name this pair after? We’ll leave it to you to decide. But let’s just say only one knows how to get absolutely nastry with the bo staffs. This classic...

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The 1993 Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. "Do you have anything bigger to fit my pumpkin sized head? These glasses are too small and won't fit my face." - Actual Customer The 1993 Polarized, now 12 mm wider. You're welcome, world. Stats...

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THE ABSOLUTE LIBERTY POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Same great look, same great feel, same great taste. Now 12 mm bigger. Introducing a wider frame to fit all of your faces, and cheeks.  Stats Light Transmission: 21% Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic Look...

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$144.69$129.69
THE CRUSH POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. We cracked the code on how to grow the Crushes by an amazing 12mm! Plenty of sunshine, fertile ground, and about 69 pennies. If you figure out how to rhyme a word with orange please contact...

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The Cosmos Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. Not everyone gets it right the first time. But we do. Six years ago the world had never heard of “Double Wide'' Pit Vipers, but they were blessed with the option to buy the Cosmos....

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$109.69$89.69
The Cannonball Polarized  Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. We love a good Cannonball because they’re guaranteed to get everyone wet!Make sure to tell others your personal space is now known as the splash zone.These bad boys sport a yellow mirrored lens, white accents,...

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The Yankee Noodle Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. Yankee Noodle Dandy was a real historical figure, known for his contributions to both Americana cuisine and early sun defeating technology. Legend has it his ancestors would later go on to become the founding fathers...

$109.69$99.69
$109.69$99.69
THE MUD SLINGER DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. Head down your favorite happy trail with the incredible Mud Slingers. Prometheus himself crafted them with you two wheeled deals in mind. Featuring a slick and probably aerodynamic black frame paired with a purple revo...

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$109.69$99.69
The Exec Fade Double Wide
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Let's get down to business.Time to get executive with it. This Double Wide pair gives you a little more room to demand respect and authority while facing your subordinates head on in hand to hand combat. A lighter tinted bottom...

$109.69$99.69
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