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Let's get down to business. Black and neon splatter; a classic Pit Viper design now with advanced 2000s Technology. If science gets its shit together and finds a way to bring Carl Sagan back, you bet your black holes he’s...

$139.00
$139.00

Let's get down to business. The sunglasses you didn’t know you wanted, until now. They’re hot. They’re sensual. They’re purely for showing off. Absolutely no one asked us to make neon pink frames with zebra stripes, so we said yes...

$139.00
$139.00

Let's get down to business. Set aside your moisture wicking microphones, stop blowing in each other’s cartridges, and listen up. Pit Vipers aren’t just for real sports any more.  Our first ever blue blocking lens reduces eye strain, extending your...

$139.00
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Transition lenses aren’t for mouth breathers and middle aged businessmen anymore. The Hot Tropics’ photochromic lenses stay dark in the sunshine, but lighten up to near-clear visibility in low light conditions. Perfect for variable lighting and versatility all day.  ...

$205.00
$205.00

More lens, more speed, more intimidating than ever. All the features of the 2000’s are present in the Intimidators, yet these shades flaunt a boxier lens for an extratough look. STATS UV Protection: 100% Lens: 1.2 mm Polycarbonate Look Thru...

$140.00
$140.00

Let's get down to business. Is that the pizza man at the door? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Polarized 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer consumption, unprecedented barbecue...

$169.00
$169.00

Let's get down to business. It was unlike any shindig you’d ever seen. The energy was reaching all time highs, growing at dangerously exponential levels. The pool was more beer than water at that point. We got a call saying...

$139.00
$139.00

Let's get down to business. When out on the range of life you need maximum ocular performance. These state of the art yellow lenses will enhance your vision so you can execute the most extreme activities with ease. Now spotting...

$139.00
$139.00

Let's get down to business. Am I gazing upon cows grazing in a lush green pasture below a breathtaking midwestern sky? Close, it’s The Cowabunga Polarized. Pit Vipers, but cow print. And no, no cows were harmed in the making...

$169.00
$169.00

Let's get down to business. We’re proud to present the first ever BALL-ISTIC™ Pit Vipers. A step up from the ANSI Z87+ rating, these pairs can take a .15 Caliber piece of shrapnel at 660ft +/- 10 per second. Yup,...

$155.00
$155.00

Let's get down to business. The Big Buck Hunters return in 2000s form. With more points on their rack the Big Buck Hunter 2000 is an all terrain face vehicle ready to tackle any game. You've tried to play it...

$139.00
$139.00

Let's get down to business. The 1993 2000s are back and better, harder, faster, faster, harder, YES!! Ahem, the 1993 2000s are back and POLARIZED! Demand Respect and Authority™. In the courtroom. In the bedroom. In the bathroom. In your mugshot....

$169.00
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Let's get down to business. The 1993’s are back and better, harder, faster, faster, harder, YES!! Ahem, the 1993s are back and better than ever. Demand Respect and Authority™. In the courtroom. In the bedroom. In the bathroom. In your...

$139.00
$139.00

Let's get down to business. The sunglasses you didn’t know you wanted, until now. They’re hot. They’re sensual. They’re purely for showing off. Absolutely no one asked us to make neon pink frames with zebra stripes, so we said yes...

$169.00
$169.00

Let's get down to business. The juiciest blue blocking lenses in the Blaster lineup. Go ahead, give them a lick, they actually taste like watermelon. These delectable glasses are perfect for saving lives in the medical field or destroying lives...

$139.00
$139.00