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The LA Brights Polarized Double Wide
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Let's get down to business. Imagine this. White and pink, but in the most badass way possible. These pink mirror lens are brand spankin’ new and double wide for your big ole’ noggin.   Stats Light Transmission: 17.5% Lens: 1.2mm...

$129.69$90.78
$129.69$90.78
THE BIG BUCK HUNTER DOUBLE WIDE
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Let's get down to business. A military green base with brown splatter, offset by a hunter orange and brown logo is sure to stun any prey. The only question is, do you have enough room in your freezer? And in...

$99.69$89.72
$99.69$89.72
Radical Rig
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Let's get down to business. Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.

$9.69
$9.69
Freedom RIG
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Let's get down to business. Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). Grab a RIG to assure you can hand your Pit Vipers down to your off spring when you pass.

$9.69
$9.69
Playmate Rig
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Let's get down to business. Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.

$9.69
$9.69
The Butt Bar Beer Belt - Merika
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Let's get down to business. Whether you bend over or not, we're sure you'll want a BBBB near your rear!  Combines with the Rumpshaker to become the Time Bomb. Watch out now!  

$22.69$15.88
$22.69$15.88
RADICAL SCRUNCHIE
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$4.20
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The Poseidon Night Shades Single Wide
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Let's get down to business. Not everyone can be a deep sea fish with super sick bioluminescent powers. Illuminate your own path with the Poseidon Night Shades. They’re like sunglasses, but for night time.And yes, they’re blue blockers so you...

$99.69$89.72
$99.69$89.72
Blue Ribbon - Floating Rig
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$13.00
$13.00
The Exec Fade Single Wide
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Let's get down to business.Time to get executive with it. This fade lens enables you to demand respect and authority while facing your subordinates head on in hand to hand combat. Yet a lighter tinted bottom ensures you can read...

$99.69$79.75
$99.69$79.75
The Miami Nights Exciters
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Let's get down to business. Require more of your Pit Vipers. Introducing Dual Lens Technology™; 200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers. Or 100% more? Idk. Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields, reminiscent to classic glacier glasses, The...

$99.69$89.72
$99.69$89.72
The Miami Nights Flight Optics
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Let's get down to business.The Flight Optics, Pit Viper’s Dual Lens Technology™ sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers. Stats - 100% UV protection - Spring hinge...

$99.69$59.81
$99.69$59.81
The Peaches and Green Grand Prix
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Let's get down to business. Voulez-vous in the drivers seat with the Grand Prix, the official Pit Vipers of European motorsports. This stallion is a convertible. Engage Side Pieces™ and optimized aerodynamics, disengage to eliminate blindspots and feel the wind...

$69.69$55.75
$69.69$55.75
The Boomslang Grand Prix
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Let's get down to business. Like an energy drink in sunglass form, the Boomslang Grand Prix wakes you up and might make you piss yourself if you consume too many. Pop those saucy little Side Pieces ™ off and let the...

$69.69$55.75
$69.69$55.75
THE AEROBICS
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Let's get down to business. Up! Breath out, come on! Isabella! Now Georgio! And a 5, 6, 7, 8.   Grand Prix, designed for the fittest and finest aerobic athletes!   For those who are on a roll, body and...

$69.69
$69.69
UNDERGROUND KEY PLAYER - SOX -
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$19.69