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THE GOLD STANDARD POLARIZED Single Wide (Pre Order)

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THE GOLD STANDARD POLARIZED Single Wide (Pre Order)

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PRODUCT INFORMATION

Let's get down to business.

Β Gold, our primal instincts draw us to this element. its Universal:

β€œThe secret knowledge”, according to the Illuminati, is the story of creation. According to this belief, theΒ Annunaki, an alien race from the planet, Nubira, arrived on earth in 6000 BC. These beings wished to create a race of slaves to mine gold from the earth.Β 

The Polarized version of the Gold Standard will become your ticket to keeping the Annunaki at bay. They might steal your sunglasses though, hopefully they are nice.Β 

#conspiracyΒ 

Stats

  • Light Transmission: 11.5%
  • Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic
  • Look Thru Color: Grey

What's in the box

  • 1 Pair of Pit Vipers
  • 1 Pair of Reach-aroundβ„’ Earpieces
  • 1 Limpclothβ„’
Pit Viper Lens Category

Lens category 0: Fashion spectacles - These are not sunglasses, as they have a very low ability to reduce sun glare.Β They provide limited or no UV protection. NOT SUITABLE FOR DRIVING AND ROAD USE

THE GOLD STANDARD POLARIZED Single Wide (Pre Order)

THE GOLD STANDARD POLARIZED Single Wide (Pre Order)

$129.69$103.75