THE GOBBY POLARIZED DOUBLE WIDE

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Gobby [gob-eez]:

Noun.
1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.

Usage examples:
“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”

“Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”

“Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now?”
*spit take* “What the f-“

Gobbies! Fun for the whole family.

Stats

• Light Transmission: 11.5%
• Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic
• Look Thru Color: Blue

What's in the box

• 1 Pair of Pit Vipers
• 1 Pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces
• 1 Limpcloth™